Green Tortoise Hostel
Backpacker classic with free dinners and a ballroom.
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- Kwame T.sample reviewNov 2026★★★★★
Disappointing. Too slick and touristy. Not the level of comfort I'm used to.
- Sofia P.sample reviewOct 2026★★★★★
Absolutely loved it. Exactly the kind of experience I go looking for. Felt real, not staged for tourists.
- Leo M.sample reviewOct 2026★★★★★
Very good overall. The vibe was not for me. Polished in all the right ways.
- Theo G.sample reviewOct 2026★★★★★
Wouldn't rush back. A bit too out-there for my taste. Our kids were bored fast.
- Ben R.sample reviewAug 2026★★★★★
Mixed feelings. Our kids were bored fast. Hit the sweet spot between familiar and new.
- Rosa V.sample reviewAug 2026★★★★★
Regret going. The vibe was not for me. A bit too out-there for my taste.
- Carmen T.sample reviewAug 2026★★★★★
Really didn't work for me. Too bare-bones for my taste. Not practical on a work schedule.
- Priya C.sample reviewAug 2026★★★★★
Solid, would go back. Loved the atmosphere. Exactly the kind of experience I go looking for.
- Ines V.sample reviewAug 2026★★★★★
Absolutely loved it. The energy was exactly my speed. Exactly the kind of experience I go looking for.
- Nadia W.sample reviewJul 2026★★★★★
It was fine. Not built for kids at all. Not my idea of a good time, honestly.
- Aisha K.sample reviewJul 2026★★★★★
Not for me. Either too loud or too sleepy for my taste. Stressful with a stroller and tired children.
- Marco N.sample reviewJun 2026★★★★★
Not for me. Too slick and touristy. Not the level of comfort I'm used to.
- Elena G.sample reviewJun 2026★★★★★
Mixed feelings. Not the level of comfort I'm used to. Not my idea of a good time, honestly.
- Omar W.sample reviewMay 2026★★★★★
Solid, would go back. Hit the sweet spot between familiar and new. Polished in all the right ways.
- Mei N.sample reviewApr 2026★★★★★
Instant classic for me. Loved the atmosphere. Exactly the kind of experience I go looking for.
- Ling K.sample reviewApr 2026★★★★★
Decent, not amazing. The vibe was not for me. Felt a little manufactured.
- Tomás L.sample reviewApr 2026★★★★★
Not for me. Either too loud or too sleepy for my taste.
- Mateo F.sample reviewMar 2026★★★★★
Very good overall. Atmosphere missed the mark for me. Exactly the kind of experience I go looking for.
- Mateo L.sample reviewMar 2026★★★★★
Instant classic for me. Felt fresh without trying too hard. Felt real, not staged for tourists.
- Malik Z.sample reviewFeb 2026★★★★★
It was fine. Exactly the kind of experience I go looking for. Felt real, not staged for tourists.
- Sofia H.sample reviewNov 2025★★★★★
Wouldn't rush back. Too rough around the edges for me. Not built for kids at all.
- Zoe K.sample reviewNov 2025★★★★★
Mixed feelings. Hit the sweet spot between familiar and new. Atmosphere missed the mark for me.
- Jae Z.sample reviewSep 2025★★★★★
Wouldn't rush back. Either too loud or too sleepy for my taste. A bit too out-there for my taste.
- Kenji G.sample reviewAug 2025★★★★★
One of my SF favorites. Exactly the kind of experience I go looking for. Felt real, not staged for tourists.
- Kwame D.sample reviewAug 2025★★★★★
Really didn't work for me. Felt a little manufactured. Not the level of comfort I'm used to.
- Amara C.sample reviewAug 2025★★★★★
Instant classic for me. The energy was exactly my speed. Exactly the kind of experience I go looking for.
- Ravi N.sample reviewJul 2025★★★★★
Skip it. Felt too basic for what I usually look for. Hard to make work on a business trip.
- Kenji D.sample reviewJun 2025★★★★★
Really didn't work for me. Felt a little manufactured. Not practical on a work schedule.
- Elena W.sample reviewMay 2025★★★★★
Wouldn't rush back. Too slick and touristy. Not the level of comfort I'm used to.
- Tomás P.sample reviewMay 2025★★★★★
Decent, not amazing. Too rough around the edges for me. Felt too basic for what I usually look for.